Slay the Gods: The Lottery System Is So Outrageous, Even the Gods Have Gone Mad

From the start, selling goods at a street stall + Slay the Gods + making up for regrets + varied plot twists + comedy + invincible + lighthearted

Jiang Bai, the heir to a crime syndicate, transmigrated and discovered that he'd been beaten half to death by thugs who were extorting him for selling counterfeit bottled water called Nongfu Bandit!

A lottery System descended.

The prizes it drew were formed from the laws of the chaotic origin, and their effects applied to both humans and gods. No one could escape them.

"Nongfu Bandit bottled water": After drinking it, you can plunder other people's Divine Ruins like a bandit.

Side effect version: You can temporarily steal someone else's divine realm, but once it wears off, you'll be extremely weak, unable even to protect your own backside...

So when Zhao Kongcheng killed the Ghost King, he also gained a mortal divine realm. After unleashing his coolest sword strike, his pants were soaked, and he died of embarrassment on the spot.

"Kid What's-What's Nutrition Thread": Packed with miraculous nutrients, it can make you stronger.

Side effect version: It restores spent energy and heals injuries, but afterward, your body hair grows wildly, turning you into a hairy caveman.

"Mighty Bull Milk": Drink it to gain the strength of ten bulls.

Side effect version: You temporarily gain the strength of ten bulls, but the power makes your hair fall out, leaving you bald.

When he first encountered the Masked Man, Lin Qiye couldn't resist the temptation to get stronger. But when he returned, his cousin Yang Jin discovered that he was bald...

"Snow-Haired Beer, Charge into Heaven," "Old Godfather," "Eight-Treasure Congee," and countless other knockoff products appeared one after another!

Even the Seraph Michael got curious and cautiously tried a sip of Mighty Bull Milk. Then he stared at his completely featherless wings and bald head, and fell into a long silence...

Little by little, the world went mad. It wasn't just the proxies: even the gods had to go mad along with everyone else...