A: Today I’ve got a hilarious transmigration story for you. Lin Hao, a history student at Yanjing University, was in a lecture on the late Tang when, in a flash of light, he transmigrated into the body of the infant Huang Chao.
B: Well, that’s quite a surprise.
A: The people suffered terribly in the chaos of the late Tang. Lin Hao was only a baby, but he had a strong sense of justice and wanted to change things.
B: Oh, he’s got ambition.
A: Once he was a little older, he used his modern knowledge to reform the rebel army. But leading rebels wasn’t easy. One sentry dozed off on watch, saying he’d dreamed of eating a chicken drumstick, only to wake up and find nothing there.
B: Ha ha, what a funny soldier.
A: Lin Hao led the rebels against the Tang dynasty. The fighting with the government troops was fierce. One hulking general shouted that he’d deal with Lin Hao, who shot back that the man looked like a giant potato and was trying to scare people.
B: He’s got quite a mouth on him.
A: During a battle, another soldier ran too fast, took a nasty spill, and sent his sword flying. Then he blamed the slippery ground.
B: That’s hilarious.
A: Lin Hao set out to take on the powerful clans. When one clan leader begged for mercy, Lin Hao wouldn’t hear it. He said they deserved to be taught a lesson for bullying ordinary people.
B: That’s right.
A: There was also a rebellion by one of his generals. Bought off by the government troops, the man planned to stab Lin Hao in the back. When Lin Hao found out, he cursed the traitor, who went weak in the knees and begged for mercy.
B: Hmph, people like that don’t deserve to be spared.
A: Lin Hao keeps growing through all these ordeals. But can he really overthrow the Tang dynasty and establish a new order? We’ll have to follow in his footsteps and witness this legend for ourselves.
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