The Little Taoist Nun Comes Down the Mountain: I Use Metaphysics to Set the Entertainment Industry Straight

Irreverent blurb:

A certain celebrity: "Little Daoist, ever since I moved into my new home, I've been feeling exhausted and getting headaches. Could someone have cursed me?"

Xia Lin: "No. Go home and move your bedroom bed somewhere else, then put more green plants around the house. You'll be fine."

A certain celebrity: "Why? Is my home's feng shui bad? Are the plants supposed to bring more vitality into the room?"

Xia Lin: "Not really. Your bed faces the window, so you get a draft every night while you sleep. I'd get a headache too. And your house was just renovated, so the plants are there to help remove formaldehyde."

Everyone faints.

Xia Lin: "Please, don't be superstitious. We're all socialist warriors who believe in science and culture."

A certain CEO: "Exactly, exactly. My wife is always right."

Everyone: "Boo, what a devoted wife-spoiler."

Xia Lin: We're serious about talent shows. We're not serious about divination, fortune-telling, interpreting fortune sticks, or telling people's fortunes.

Straightforward blurb:

The little Daoist nun Xia Lin enters the entertainment industry and joins a talent show to stand up for her cousin. To her surprise, her mastery of feng shui and the occult turns her into the industry's darling.

Worship fox spirits, raise little ghosts, cast curses... Watch Xia Lin use her occult skills to punish those who will do anything for fame, save their victims, and ultimately win the heart of a domineering CEO.