Canglan Liu, nicknamed Old Six, was playing a prank on his roommate with a thousand-year kill when he accidentally broke an ancient lamp. When he woke up, he found himself lying in a coffin, having replaced Daoist Randeng before Dao Ancestor Hongjun had attained sainthood.
Eastern Emperor Taiyi clutched his backside and pointed at Canglan Liu. "You Old Six!"
The Ancestral Emperor clutched his butt. "Isn't it enough that I admitted I was wrong?"
Old Ancestor Kunpeng: "Old Six, don't be like that. How about letting me off just this once?"
Canglan Liu: "I let you off the hook the day before yesterday, let you off yesterday, and now you want me to let you off again today. Do you think I'm Bimawen or something?"
Zhunti: "Canglan Liu, I'll never forgive you!"
Nuwa: "..."
Houtu: "..."
It will probably be blocked soon
Only after you work hard do you realize that the IQ gap is insurmountable. Who says you don't have perseverance? Haven't you been single for decades? When you get old and can no longer walk, I will push you to the square in a wheelchair every day and let you watch me dance with other old men.
It's such a great start, cool article