Exorcising Ghosts Requires Good Manners

[Alternate Universe] + [Supernatural Revival] + [Perfectly Unhinged] + [A Self-Indulgent Novel] “Listen, exorcism means shoving a gun barrel into a ghost's mouth. Then all you have to do is go BOOM, and you can start thinking about what to have for dinner tonight.” With one hand around the fierce ghost's throat, Zhang San blew its head off with a shot, then slowly spoke through a ring of smoke. “Smoking is bad for your health, Mr. Zhang San.” Tony smiled as he walked over, rose onto his tiptoes, took the cigarette from Zhang San's mouth, and snuffed it out. Then he turned and said with a beaming smile, “Hello, everyone. I'm Tony. You can't exorcise ghosts like that. Mr. Zhang San's method is wrong. You must always be polite when exorcising ghosts.” “Tch. Being polite to ghosts? What do you think exorcism is, a foot spa with pretty girls waiting on ghosts?” Zhang San muttered under his breath.