Three Kingdoms: How About We Don’t Leave Qiao to Zhou Yu?

A modern history novel fan stays up all night cultivating, only to transmigrate beneath the walls of Xiangyang. Before he can even celebrate, his old man kicks the bucket! If I can’t make it back to Jiangdong, then I, Sun Ce, will rise to power in Jingzhou! As a devoted history fan from Tomato’s history section, Sun Ce plans to absorb the finest lessons from five thousand years of history, both at home and abroad! Are Jiangdong’s soldiers too weak? Did Zhang Liao really defeat 100,000 with just 800 men? Then we’ll try every military system, from the Tang dynasty’s garrisons and local troops to hereditary military households! Are the great clans usurping the court’s power? Then we’ll bring in the imperial examinations, noble fiefdoms, and a cabinet system! Someone refuses to pay taxes? Then I have no choice but to bring out the American tax police! Confucian scholars control knowledge and public opinion, growing corrupt and complacent? Then we’ll hit back with the Way of Great Peace, math and science, theism, and atheism! “My lord, Sun Ce has joined the Way of Great Peace!” “My lord, Sun Ce is setting off for Xiangyang with his father’s coffin!” “My lord, Sun Ce is leading the people across the river!” “My lord, Sun Ce has been draped in the yellow robe!”