Cultivating Immortality: From the Start, I Give Itch Powder to a One-Armed Old Man

[Modern cultivation] [Chat Group] [Rule-level spells and items] [Lighthearted, humorous, and easy reading]

Ye Yun is a virtuous young man of the new era.

One morning, he wakes up to find himself in the sky, flying along with a one-armed old man ahead of him.

Suddenly!

A golden wheel appears in Ye Yun’s sea of consciousness. Whenever he makes someone feel an intense emotion, he gets a chance to draw a rule-based item.

The beginner’s gift pack turns out to contain a bottle of super-itch powder.

Ye Yun looks at the one-armed old man ahead of him and instantly realizes how to provoke an emotional response. A wicked smile curls across his lips.

But things aren’t that simple.

After arriving at the sect, he’s pulled into a cultivators’ Chat Group?

And the people at the sect use pressure cookers to make pills, which is weird enough, but...

Can someone tell me what it means to fly around in a car? Is this the real-life version of QQ Speed?

And the skills and items this wheel gives me are just bizarre.

"A Mother’s Loving Gaze"

[Say, “Do you know what a mother’s love is?” to make your chosen target experience ten months of pregnancy for ten minutes.]

"Enhanced Parry"

[Activate it to have your whole body glow red. If an enemy attacks you with a weapon, they will drop it and be stunned for 10 seconds, activating a finisher passive.]

(Floral Mist Grenade)

[A grenade that releases an unidentified gas. Anyone on the opposing side who inhales it will feel blissfully lightheaded and unsteady.]

(Snow Leopard Summoning Talisman)

[Use it to summon a snow leopard of equal cultivation level to fight for you.]

Ye Yun’s eyes widened in disbelief.

“What kind of bizarre junk is this? Even if I die, I’ll never use a single thing from this wheel!!!”