I Just Scrolled Through Short Videos, but the Emperors Won’t Stop Begging for More

One day, an app appeared on Lin Bai's phone. The videos on it were broadcast simultaneously throughout every dynasty. [Why are more and more people fond of the Ming Dynasty?] Zhu Yuanzhang roared furiously, “Zhu Di, why are all your descendants such oddballs!” Zhu Di immediately dropped to his knees at Zhu Yuanzhang's feet and cried out, “Father, go easy on me!” Zhu Di bellowed in a rage, “Zhu Zhanji! Look at the fine son you raised!” Zhu Zhanji knelt on the ground with his head bowed so low he hardly dared breathe. [Why did people of the Song Dynasty look down on the Tang Dynasty?] Li Shimin before the video began: “Is the Song Dynasty really that powerful? How dare they look down on my Great Tang!” He wasn't angry in the slightest. Instead, he was full of curiosity and a desire to find out more. Li Shimin after the video ended: “This Song Dynasty, well...” [Why couldn't Mongol Yuan rule for as long as the Manchu Qing?] Wen Tianxiang: “Enough, Kublai Khan. Can't you watch the sky screen quietly?” “Oh, all right,” Kublai Khan said, then turned to look at the sky screen. [Grain production rankings by province] The ancients were all stunned: “Why are the yields so high? How did they do it? I want some too!” System: “Your Majesties, complete the System's missions to receive improved seeds.”