Those Things That Happened to Me at College

I'm a college freshman majoring in piano, and I moved into the dorm full of excitement, only to discover that all my roommates are grown men from the vocal music department! The seven of them have wildly different personalities: there's a narcissist, a womanizer, and a gaming nerd! Living with them is full of laughs. For example, the narcissist is convinced that every woman in the world is into him. Whenever he goes out, he slicks himself up until he's all polished and shiny, only to attract strange looks from passersby. As for the womanizer, we're all sure some girl will beat him to death sooner or later. We stay up all night together, sing karaoke, and cover for each other in front of our girlfriends, though we always end up making a mess of things. None of that affects our friendship, though. We all spend a happy and unforgettable time together at college. [The story starts a little slowly, so please bear with it.]