Slay the Gods: A Pervert from the Start, and a Kappa Counts as a God?

After transmigrating into the Slay the Gods world, Xia Bei discovers that he's in a sewer and has become a pervert in the city!

First, a pair of ripped pants that are impossible to get rid of?! Then, underwear pulled over his head?!

Xia Bei wants to run away. He has just lifted the manhole cover when~

He's kicked right back into the sewer. His eyes roll back, and he's about to die!

At last, on the verge of death, he awakens the golden finger every transmigrator needs!

[Divine Representative System]

Xia Bei's tiger eyes fill with tears: Please, just give me a badass god!

System: [Yue~ Matching a god for Host~ yue~]

Xia Bei looks at the bald, green-faced tortoiseshell in his mind after the match succeeds.

He falls silent, then despairs.

A concept god can still count as a god.

But...

Xia Bei: Does being a pervert count as being a god?

System: Watch your tone!

System: Newbie bonus: one chance to draw a divine ability.

System: Skill [Infinite Cucumbers] can turn anything into a cucumber. Tell me, won't that keep you from starving to death in the sewer?

From then on, a legend spreads across the world...

A cucumber representative... specializing in hemorrhoids, with guaranteed cures!