Slay the Gods: Shadow-Level Power, and You Call This a Forbidden Ruin?

[Slay the Gods + Naruto crossover + characters with Kage-level strength + no female lead + comedy + slow burn] After transmigrating into the world of Slay the Gods, Wu Ge discovered strange coffins and a huge iron cage had appeared inside his head. Unlike the divine agents in Slay the Gods, Wu Ge's abilities came from a Wheel of Fate, which randomly selected and unlocked the abilities of Naruto characters with Kage-level strength one by one. By killing the mysterious creatures and absorbing their power, he could increase his synchronization with each character and unlock more abilities. From the start, the Wheel of Fate selected the Fourth Hokage, Minato Namikaze, unlocking the Flying Thunder God Technique and the Rasengan. After joining the Night's Watch squad, he unlocked new characters one by one. Itachi Uchiha, Pain, Madara Uchiha, Sasori of the Red Sand, Kakuzu, Jiraiya, the Five Kage, Six Paths Obito, Hanzō of the Salamander, Night Guy, Naruto (Sage Mode), Tailed Beast power... Even the gods had to leave behind their pants before they could go. “Wu Ge, why are your abilities such a chaotic mess? And why do they come with transformations?” “Captain, explain this. What kind of Forbidden Ruin is this? It’s so weird.” “Exactly. Someone who doesn’t know better might mistake him for an enemy! Hongying nearly ran him through with her spear.” “Ahem. This Forbidden Ruin is known as the legendary Thousand Transformations!” I’ve already transmigrated, so if I can’t spout ridiculous nonsense with a straight face, how will I stand out?