The Son-in-Law Is a Bit of a Coward

Household servant: Reporting to you, Master, the young master-in-law and the eldest young lady are arguing.

Master Li: Pay it no mind. Keep the music playing and the dancing going!

Household servant: The young master-in-law and the young lady are about to come to blows.

Master Li: Come, come! Tonight, none of us leave until we're dead drunk!

Household servant: This is bad! The eldest young lady has grabbed a weapon!

Master Li tossed aside his wine cup and shouted, "Quick, go protect the young master-in-law..."