The Best Kind

An 800-year-old Taoist priest picked up a seven-year-old child and started on the road to being tricked. He was struck by lightning and turned into a four-year-old. He ate an apple and turned into a woman. Only later did I find out - she was my master's wife, one of the Creator Gods, and my calamity. I, Zhang Hefeng, a famous poor Taoist priest in Baiyue Mountain, have practiced Taoism for eight hundred years, but my greatest achievement is - no achievement. Ideal in life: Save enough money to buy a mountaintop, don't care about worldly affairs, and become an immortal by attaining enlightenment. Until I picked up a child in Liusha City. He grabbed my soul-guiding flag and refused to let go, saying that he would practice immortality with me. Later, I had a brain attack and was tricked by him in various ways. She took me thirty thousand miles, from the desert to the snowfields, from the human world to the underworld. She is always losing her memory and always remembering things she shouldn't remember. She is my master's old lover and the deity in the mouth of Queen Mother of the West. She shielded me from the wind and pushed me through the crack with her own hands. She said she didn't remember Zhang and Guang, only me. She said "Don't forget me". When I jumped into the thunder pool, I only thought: "In the next reincarnation, I will become a Taoist partner with you sooner." Bones and flesh turned into mountains and rivers, the sun in the left eye and the moon in the right eye. I wonder in the chaos whether we can meet again in the next round of world division...