“Whoa, Yu Yu, I heard your aloof, dreamy roommate got a boyfriend last night. You’re with him all the time, so do you know who he’s dating?” his friend Ye Fengmu asked on WX. Yu Yu was just about to change position to reply when the man behind him wrapped his arms around him, casually took his phone, and sent a voice message. Ye Fengmu tapped it and heard a lazy, delighted voice that wasn’t his friend’s: “Hello, let me introduce myself. I’m Yu Yu’s boyfriend, He Songlin.” Ye Fengmu froze for a moment, his mind racing before he let out a silent scream. Yu Yu stared blankly at He Songlin, then suddenly blushed bright red. “What are you doing?” He Songlin held him close and played with his fingers, putting on an intentionally aggrieved expression. “What’s wrong? Don’t you plan on giving me a proper title, baby?”