Unbelievable! My Straight Best Friend Is Spoiling and Flirting with Me

[BL + Transmigrate into a Book + Absurd, Hilarious Comedy + Mutual Devotion + Extremely Popular Uke + 1v1]

Liang Yun was an utterly ordinary college guy who once casually remarked that he wanted to become everyone's favorite. The Creator God seized the chance, claiming he would grant Liang Yun's wish, and forcibly sent him into a classic male-oriented cultivation power fantasy as the chosen son of Heaven.

If all went as expected, he would rise from humble beginnings as the male lead, claim every fortuitous opportunity, and eventually join hands with the one he loved. After completing the plot, he would return to reality.

But Liang Yun frowned at his current predicament, cycling through confusion, anger, despair, and utter hopelessness.

Since when did transmigration come with a buy-one-get-one-free deal? His best friend, Chu Feng, had come along too, and stolen the domineering, impossibly handsome male lead's role. Liang Yun, meanwhile, had become his destined female lead! And why was Chu Feng still handsome and brimming with spiritual power, while Liang Yun had gotten shorter, become the uke, and turned into a useless beauty?! He wanted to be a muscular heartthrob, not a pretty little girly boy, okay?! (#`O′)

But it got worse. Since they had become the book's male and female leads, they received a passive buff called “Heaven-ordained Match.” The two straight guys would make hearts flutter just by looking at each other, imagine a whole wedding scene if they accidentally touched, and even pick out names for their future children?!

Liang Yun and Chu Feng: Damn it! Don't underestimate their friendship and bond!

So the two went through one adventure after another, desperately following the plot while suppressing their feelings as they gradually changed into something else. Although their journey differed from the original story by a hundred thousand miles, they eventually made it back to the present day. Liang Yun thought that once he returned to his original appearance, he and Chu Feng could go back to being purely platonic brothers.

Then one night, Chu Feng blushed and tapped Liang Yun, who couldn't sleep. “You have to take responsibility for me.”

Liang Yun: ?!