I’m Yukiyuki Kudo, a police officer. I have an adorable nephew named Shinichi Kudo, and my nephew has an even more adorable childhood friend named Ran Mouri. But none of that is the point. The point is, can someone tell me why my ex-boyfriend number one, who I already broke up with, faked his death and moved into my house? What!? My nephew arranged it!? Fine, for the greater good of the country, I understand. But why is ex-boyfriend number two, my former colleague who’s been missing for ages, working at the café downstairs from my nephew’s childhood friend’s home?!
Ex-boyfriend number one: “Let’s rekindle our old flame...” No, thanks.
Ex-boyfriend number two: “We haven’t broken up, you know...” No, no, we already have.
Former colleague number one: “Damn it! You blond bastard, couldn’t you have come back a little later?! I was so close!”
Former colleague number two: “Yuki-chan likes me best, doesn’t she? After all, we grew up together~”
Former colleague number three, who disappeared ages ago: “Do I still have a chance?”
This story also features A3! Act! Addict! Actors!, Ensemble Stars!, Stand My Heroes, Uta no Prince-sama, B-PROJECT, Crayon Shin-chan, and others. The Detective Conan heroine is Yukiyuki, the A3! heroine is Izumi Tachibana, the Ensemble Stars! heroine is Anzu, the Stand My Heroes heroine is Rei Izumi, the Uta no Prince-sama heroine is Haruka, and the B-PROJECT heroine is Tsubasa Sumisora. If there are any characters you’d like me to add, feel free to say so in the comments. One more reminder: this is my first novel, and it’s my first time writing, so the characters may be out of character. Please don’t flame me if you don’t like it. Thanks!
