Livestream Fortune-Telling: I'm the Strongest Taoist on Earth

{Metaphysics + livestreaming + wish fulfillment + suspense + wild imagination}

Reborn in a parallel world, Tang Yu becomes the seventy-eighth heir to the Tianji Hall.

He masters Daoist arts and formations, yin-yang ghostcraft, sorcery, curses, the Eight Trigrams formation, feng shui formations...

To make fortune-telling flourish, Tang Yu decides to livestream his readings.

Rich young man: “Fortune-telling livestreams are all scams! If you’re so good, tell my fortune!”

Tang Yu: “You’re about to get kicked by a donkey!”

Rich young man: “What, in the head again? That old trick is so played out!”

Tang Yu: “You’ll die without an heir!”

Rich young man: “You’re the one who’ll die without an heir! Your whole family will die without heirs!”

A moment later, a donkey falls from the sky and hits the young man squarely. He dies on the spot.

The viewers are stunned: “That’s so accurate! Followed!”

Then,

Tang Yu starts his next reading: “Viewer, there’s a bit of green on your head!”

Viewer: “????”