My Lord, My Domain Is a Tomb

That’s going too far. Just because I look like you, you want me to lie inside? What do you mean, “You’ll only be sleeping after you die, and you’ll become incredibly powerful when you wake up”? Well, in that case, sign me up! Wait, what if someone robs my tomb while I’m sleeping? Will I still be able to wake up? What? You’ll turn my tomb into the most terrifying tomb in the world and have loads of tomb-guarding monsters protect it? Then that’s fine, sign me up. But even if I can sleep after I die, I still don’t want to die!