My Best Friend and I Were Abducted into the Mountains at the Same Time

My best friend and I were abducted into the mountains at the same time. My best friend entered the house of the impotent old man, and I entered the house of the mentally retarded second son. In the middle of the night, I went into the field to steal sweet potatoes, and suddenly there was a faint sound of grass moving behind me. I was immediately frightened and didn't dare to move. The man showed up. We both stared in disbelief and screamed at the same time. "Holy crap, you were abducted to this house too!" "Yeah, what a coincidence. When are we going to run?" "I can do it. I can run whenever you want." So between the two of us, one pretended to be stupid and the other pretended to be dumbfounded, which made the buyer very upset. My mother-in-law was on the verge of collapse every day, until one day she broke out completely. "No need to refund the money, can you take these two living fathers away!"