Transmigrated and Reborn: So Many Skills, I Crush All

Programmer Lin Li dies from overwork and wakes up as one of the cannon fodder soldiers in the Great Hua Empire's army.

The enemy is about to charge.

All I have is a dull blade that could give me tetanus.

Can someone tell me how to survive?

I'm waiting for an answer, and I'm in a hurry.

Huh? I can sweep through thousands of enemies? Triple Slash can only be used once a day?

You lousy System, can't you give me a few more skills?

Thunderclap Eight Immortals? Turning Rivers and Tides? Eightfold Demon Slayer? Turtle School Ki Blast?

What are these supposed to be?

The Serious Series: Serious Punch?

Now we're talking, now we're talking. Time to rise to the top!

The enemy is suffering so badly they ask, "Hey, buddy, are you ever going to stop using skills? I'm in a hurry to get reincarnated. How many times are you going to kill me?"

Monsters, demons, ghosts, gods, and immortals: all of you, get down on your knees!