Slay the Gods: From the Start, I'm the Conceptual River God, and the Milky Way Is a River Too

[Slay the Gods + Conceptual River God + Cunning + Loves a Good Laugh + No Female Lead + Strongest Mage + Strongest Healing Dad]

Xu Xiu drowned and died, only to encounter a River God. He arrived in the world of Slay the Gods and became its agent.

At first, he thought being the River God's agent would be pretty ordinary. Only later did he learn that this River God was a conceptual deity!

Since rivers flow into the sea, it makes perfect sense that the River God can control the ocean, right?

And since rain comes from seawater evaporating, it also makes perfect sense that the River God can control rain, right?

And rivers are made of water, just like ice, so it makes perfect sense that I can do anything involving water, right?

That's why I can become the strongest mage. As for becoming the strongest healing dad...

“Qi Ye, remember: feel free to take on the gods. Even if the world is destroyed and the planets collapse, it's fine, because I'll step in!”

After saying this, Xu Xiu glanced at the Milky Way and smiled. That's right, the Milky Way is a river too!

He leaped into the galaxy. When he emerged, he was holding two brand-new planets, and slowly asked Lin Qiye:

“Young man, which planet did you destroy?”