Ye Haoxuan transmigrates by accident into a world of high martial arts and awakens the Clown God System. By completing all sorts of bizarre missions issued by the System, he can earn top-tier rewards.
At the academy ceremony, the System issues a mission.
[Dance a **** dance at the ceremony. The top reward is an SSS-rank talent.]
The music starts, and Ye Haoxuan begins an abstract artistic performance.
“What’s he doing? Singing and dancing, and he’s got a ball too?”
“Red suspenders? Dude, are you really going this abstract?”
Ye Haoxuan completes the mission and becomes a laughingstock online.
The battle for the Eastern Frontier Prodigy Rankings.
[Remove the blind monk’s blindfold. Reward: one Heaven-tier weapon.]
“Holy crap, look what Ye Haoxuan’s doing! He actually dared to take off the blind monk’s blindfold!!!”
“The blind monk said he wouldn’t remove it for a hundred years. Anyone who dares to take it off will be hunted for a hundred years!”
“We’re done for. The blind monk’s blindfold has fallen off.”
Ye Haoxuan looks at the blind monk with deep affection. “Bro, if I say it was an accident, will you believe me?”
Everyone: ԅ(¯﹃¯ԅ)
The blind monk slowly draws his Slaughter Blade...
On the battlefield of the myriad races across the three thousand continents.
[Untie the witch’s skirt...]
Before the System can finish, Ye Haoxuan hurriedly waves his hands.
“No way. I absolutely won’t do that. Her dad is an Emperor Realm powerhouse. I’m not going to provoke her!”
[Reward: Ninefold Mystic Demon Art, a divine-grade cultivation technique.]
Hearing the System’s reward, Ye Haoxuan’s eyes light up. He grits his teeth.
“Damn it, I’ll do one last job, then I’m quitting for good!”
A hundred years later, Ye Haoxuan has just emerged from seclusion in the Abyss of Gods and Demons when he sees the Flame Emperor, holding a top-grade Imperial weapon and glaring murderously at him.
The System’s voice rings out once more…
Hahaha, this is really good-looking, and some parts are quite interesting. Leng Feng's sniper rifle's trajectory is to the left, hahaha, I can't stop laughing.
Some places look quite interesting, relatively relaxed and free, and it looks pretty good, but it's too short. You can save more to read.