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Mysterious magician Li Chushi was ordered to descend to earth and start live broadcasting fortune telling in order to fill his stomach.
Netizen: "Master, my house is kept clean every day. Is there a snail girl who has a crush on me?"
Li Chushi: "There is no snail girl, but there is a life-threatening snail girl in your house."
Netizen: "I'm an anti-counterfeiting anchor. That's all I'm going to say today. I don't believe in fortune telling or anything like that."
Li Chushi: "Believe it or not, you will be imprisoned soon. You can go to the bureau to continue cracking down on counterfeiters."
Netizen: "Master, does the school girl I met recently like me? She always appears in front of me accidentally."
Li Chushi: "... No matter what happens, just believe in science."
The live broadcast business was going smoothly until Lian Mai, the son of the richest man in Beijing, said: "Master, this is my sister's horoscope. Can you figure out where she is?"
Li Chushi: "Hey, isn't this my horoscope?"
Immediately, the whole network was ridiculed and there was a heated discussion, everyone was scolding the anchor for being shameless.
Two weeks later, netizens saw the anchor appearing as the daughter of the richest man at a fashion banquet.
Netizens said that if you take them home, you may not necessarily be favored. Just wait and see.
As a result, she found out why the hermit miraculous doctor, the prince of Beijing, the piano master, the top hacker, the gold medal forensic doctor, and the underworld brother all knelt down in front of her.
Netizen: My face really hurts...
I can't feel any better, I feel depressed.