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Grandmaster: How about I teach you advanced mathematics and linear algebra and become a math master? The guy upstairs is really talented 🤦 Wukong: Can you get the money quickly? Patriarch: Only if you study hard and dedicatedly can you achieve success Wukong: Advanced mathematics generation is not as good as selling vegetables on the roadside. If you don't learn, you won't learn. Patriarch: How about I teach you Chinese literature, poetry and poetry, and become a literary giant? Wukong: Can you get the money quickly? Patriarch: You can only cultivate your moral character and improve your inner connotation Wukong: Literature and poetry are nothing more than fooling fools, who don't want to learn. Grandmaster: How about I teach you theoretical physics, applied chemistry, and bioengineering and become a scientific researcher? Wukong: Can you get the money quickly? Patriarch: You need to read extensive literature and devote yourself to experiments to be able to penetrate even the smallest stone. Wukong: It's better to do experimental scientific research and go home to farm instead of studying. Patriarch: You monkey, you don't learn this or that. The Patriarch whispered: How about I teach you how to register trademarks, evade taxes, and make counterfeit goods? Wukong: We must learn! Want to learn! Grandmaster: I have 36 types of tax evasion and 72 types of tax evasion. Which one are you willing to learn? Wukong: My disciple is willing to learn more, and he is willing to learn more! Grandmaster just teach me the 72 types. Patriarch: OK! Hahaha In a few days, Wukong mastered the skill Patriarch: Let's go Wukong: How can I leave without repaying the kindness of my ancestor? Patriarch: If you talk about repaying kindness, it will cause trouble in the future, just don't say it as a teacher.