Xu Song transmigrates straight into one of the twelve ancient divine artifacts of a fantasy world.
He’s even contracted by the Empress of the Great Liang Kingdom.
Great Liang is in dire straits, with troubles at home and abroad. The Empress struggles to hold things together, and whenever she runs into trouble, she asks Xu Song for help.
“Senior, this disciple is dull-witted and truly can’t understand what you mean. Please enlighten me!”
“Senior, I signed a spiritual wish contract with you, but I truly don’t know what your wish is. Please tell me!”
“Senior, are you an ancient divine artifact or that lecher Xu Song? How can you be so fond of beautiful women and money?”
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“Someone come! Convey my decree: to persuade the divine artifact to help, grant Xu Song a title and an official post.”
“This time, the matter is serious. If we want the divine artifact to act, I’m afraid we’ll have to reward him with a few beauties.”
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“Forget it. This time, give him me!”
