Cui Geng, a top student in finance, was so poor after time travel that even mice would avoid him, and the system progress bar did not move for half a year.
Until he clicked on the funeral home recruitment - "Life planner? Isn't it just selling cemeteries? Do it! Dead people don't give bad reviews!"
On the first day of the night shift, he drank "corpse water" in front of the soaked corpse, and the system progress bar filled up!
Customer fraud? Calm sales pitch: "Sir, you can enjoy 20% off on purchasing a tomb now, and buy one urn and get one free!" Are the family members crying? Professional comfort: "My condolences, your father's cremation number is 666, which means he will be rich in the next life!"
When others were afraid of ghosts, Cui Geng was afraid of poor ghosts; when his colleagues thought it was unlucky, he gave a passionate speech: "It is better to sell a tomb than to sell a house. The dead will never return the rent!"
"I used to talk about IPOs, but now I talk to the King of Hell about KPIs!"
