We Broke Up Five Years Ago, Our Kid Is Six, and My Ex Wants the Child to Take His Surname

[Reunion after years apart + both virgins]

A college reunion after graduation.

Looking at her ex-boyfriend, who had apparently survived abroad, Xiang Nan asks, “Well, you’re not dead yet?”

Her ex, Gu Bei, replies, “Thanks for asking. I’m doing just fine.”

Xiang Nan stands up. “No need to emphasize that you’re doing fine. I’m not here to apply for a job at your club.”

She glares at him. “Excuse me, good dogs don’t block the way! I have to pick up my son from school.”

Xiang Nan: Picking up my kid. Do not disturb. Thanks!

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Gu Bei refuses to let it go and chases after her.

Gu Bei: We broke up five years ago. Where did you get a six-year-old child?

Xiang Nan: Take a guess.

Gu Bei: I don’t mind!

Xiang Nan: What?

Gu Bei: As long as you’re the mother, I don’t care who the father is!

Xiang Nan: What are you talking about?

Gu Bei: Take me back!

Xiang Nan: Get back together? Fine, but I have one condition! My son gets my surname!