[System] + [Comedy] + [Lighthearted] + [Prankster Protagonist]
“I’ve said it time and again: I love my disciples like my own children. Why would I ever do something as despicable as setting them up?”
“I’m training them! Training my disciples to survive when they’re in danger!”
Lu Zhou transmigrated and became the leader of a down-and-out sect.
But gradually, he realized that something seemed off about his disciples. Well... several things, actually.
The eldest disciple, who had a physical disability: “I lost this leg fighting the Heavenly Dao alone. I absolutely did not break it falling while peeping on Junior Sister in the bath.”
The lovesick, devoted female disciple: “I’ve spent my whole life waiting for one person. I don’t know where he’s been reincarnated this time, so what’s wrong with taking several lovers to find him?”
The youngest disciple, a delusional, raving chuunibyou: “Anyone who dares say ‘Don’t bully a poor young man’ in front of me in this life, I’ll cut him down! What? I’m the poor young man?”
Even the guard dog seemed abnormal.
Lu Zhou was under a lot of pressure dealing with this unruly bunch of disciples, especially since he had to protect them with all his might.
“Master, that’s a saint-level demon beast over there. Are you sure you want us to go up and get ourselves killed?”
His disciples stared blankly at their master, who stood behind them.
“Ahem... Don’t worry, my disciples. Your master will be right here with you.”
Lu Zhou furrowed his brow and retreated another hundred meters.
[Ding! Your third disciple has taken 100 attacks. Congratulations, Host, you’ve obtained an Ancient Sacred Body!]
[Ding! Your female disciple successfully damaged a demon beast. Congratulations, Host, you’ve obtained a fox spirit!]
It's lighthearted and funny. Don't watch it if you're in class, it's easy to laugh out loud [laughter]
Writing, very exciting, good