Who Asked You to Be My Apprentice?

[System + Funny + Relaxation + Trapping People] "I have repeatedly emphasized that I love my disciples as my own son, so why would I do such a dirty thing as cheating on my disciples??" "I am training to train my disciples' ability to save their lives when encountering a crisis!!" Lu Zhou traveled through time and became the head of a declining sect. But gradually he discovered that his disciples seemed to be a little different, well... There were problems in various aspects. The eldest disciple with a physical disability: "My leg was broken when I was fighting against Heaven alone. It was definitely not broken while I was watching my junior sister take a bath." The infatuated and dedicated female apprentice: "I am only waiting for one person in my life. I don't know where he will be reincarnated in this life. Is it wrong for me to make more friends in order to find him?" The second-year junior high school apprentice with mental problems said, "Who dares to say in front of me, 'Don't bully a young man into being poor?' I'll kill him first, what? I'm a poor young man when I ride on a horse?" Even the guard dog seems abnormal. Lu Zhou said that he was really under a lot of pressure with this group of undisciplined disciples, especially to protect the safety of his disciples wholeheartedly. "Master, there is a holy monster on the other side. Are you sure you want us to go up there and die?" The disciples stared blankly at the master standing behind them. "Ahem... Disciples, don't worry, my master will be with you." Lu Zhou frowned and stepped back a hundred meters again. [Ding, the third disciple withstood 100 attacks, congratulations to the host for obtaining the ancient holy body] [Ding, the female apprentice successfully caused damage to the monster. Congratulations to the host for getting the monster vixen]