The audience starts watching the dating show: Oh my god, this couple feels so forced. Kim Mingyu is the face of a boy band, for goodness' sake. Even if he's retired, he wouldn't act like a simp, would he? It's scripted, definitely scripted. After watching for a while: Wait, what? Mom, this couple is so addictive! A cool, rational swan princess paired with a passionate, brave, loyal puppy. Ah, even if it's scripted, I can't get enough of them!!!!!!!
Kim Mingyu thinks that even though he joined the dating show for Han Shuya, he's definitely not a simp. So what if he made an extra breakfast for her? That's just being a friendly coworker, not doing it especially for her! So what if he put his jacket around her shoulders? That's just kindness! So what if he spent hours with her in the cold sea breeze? I just like the ocean! I'm not a simp!
Han Shuya thinks she joined the dating show to be a human observation device. But can someone tell her what this guy who's been glued to her since they met is trying to do? Get her to fake a couple with him? Ha, I won't let you get your way. But his cooking really is delicious, and how is he not cold? Was he reincarnated as a space heater? Why do I think I'm starting to like him?
The audience watching them get married at last: Weren't we told that simps end up with nothing? How come he got everything he wanted? So whether a simp succeeds depends on his looks after all!!!!!!!!!!!!
