Ascension Society, Paradise of Extremes, stop slaying gods for a moment. How about I get you all an official post?
Ancestors of the Dao, don't crowd in back there. Everyone with a number gets an official post!
Mountain spirits and monsters are all wage slaves; a battered bronze mirror seals the whole world.
If Heaven has no way, I'll be the Way. Demons and monsters, step aside!
See how a hilarious little Daoist from the Heavenly Mechanism lineage uses the heaven-defying System of the Heaven-Sealing Treasure Mirror to win over and recruit all kinds of demons and spirits, mountain sprites and tree monsters, and gods and Buddhas from every realm, growing into a mighty Celestial Inspector.