After my husband died in a car accident, an illegitimate son showed up.
I was so scared that I hurriedly contacted an acquaintance at a funeral home and had them cremate him overnight, then scatter his ashes into a cesspit.
His mistress came with a group of people to cause a scene and demand a share of the inheritance.
I smiled. “Then you’ll have to find that dead man first and get a paternity test.”
