The Beloved Princess of Journey to the West

[No CP + lighthearted story + ship whoever you like + everyone has one-sided crushes + everyone's favorite + characters from other worlds sometimes drop in]

[Important: A fanfiction that doesn't follow the original work, with plenty of original headcanons]

What would happen if the world of Journey to the West gained a little princess of Heaven?

Taishang Laojun: “I make elixirs... I make elixirs, yet I cannot concoct one that would let me stay by the little princess's side forever. Wisps of green smoke curl from the furnace, each one entwined with longing.”

The Jade Emperor: “However vast the Three Realms may be, nothing compares to the sight of my daughter skipping beside the Jade Pool and calling me Father.”

Guanyin Bodhisattva, in male form: “All beings suffer, yet the little princess's smile blooms like a lotus in the Pure Land, stirring ripples in my heart. From now on, year after year, I will keep you safe and sound.”

Erlang Shen Yang Jian: “If the Three Realms are in danger, I will raise my spear to protect all living beings. But if the little princess is in even the slightest danger, I will shatter those clouds of calamity first, even if it means making an enemy of Heaven and Earth.”

Nezha: “The Wind Fire Wheels can burn away the world's karmic flames, but they cannot extinguish my burning wish to dance with you beneath the Red Armillary Sash. When will the little princess notice this heart of mine?”

Tang Sanzang: “Amitabha... Even if I recite these scriptures ten million times, they cannot compare to the way the little princess's one word, ‘Holy Monk,’ leaves my heart in turmoil.”

Sun Wukong: “The Buddha's Five-Finger Mountain couldn't hold me down, but every smile and frown of the little princess makes me willing to be ‘trapped’ forever, never to leave.”

Zhu Bajie: “One call of ‘Bajie’ from the little princess, one smile, and I'd even challenge the laws of Heaven.”

Sha Wujing: “My fear of the Jade Emperor still can't dispel my devotion to the little princess.”

When the White Dragon Horse takes human form, the tips of his ears turn red: “Every step I carry the little princess is a sight I want to treasure forever.”