Naruto: From the Start, I Got Two Living Dads, and the Ninja World Went Crazy

[Unfilial son]+ [Bamboozling Dad]+ [Goofy]+ [Unhinged]+ [Brain-off]+ [The Author Is Seriously Unwell]

Also known as: “Hashirama and Madara: Stop Calling Us Dad. You're the One Who's Really Our Dad!”

Through the author's forced matchmaking, Hashirama and Madara stop beating each other up and adopt the male lead, Chu Sheng, as their son.

And so the two begin their “harmonious” journey of raising a kid.

Hashirama Senju: “Son, no matter what happens, we have to protect the village. Protecting the village means protecting everyone, the shinobi, and the children. It's the best way to keep them safe, so you must always remember that. Of course, that's secondary. Remember, I'm your dad, and Madara is your mom!

Madara Uchiha: “Boy, in this endless shinobi world, only strength is eternal truth! The pinnacle of strength isn't destruction, but creating a new order of our own! You'd better listen, since I'm your dad! Your mom, Hashirama, is too naive. Just tune out her nagging!”

Chu Sheng: “Can you two stop yammering? I don't need my parents arranging my life for me. I have my own way of being a shinobi! The way of screwing over my dads! What's the point of transmigrating if I don't mess with my two dads?”

Tobirama Senju: “Big brother, you've lost your mind! You married Madara and adopted a son, so who does that make me? Your little brother just got bumped to third place in the blink of an eye? Ever since Chu Sheng showed up, all of Konoha has gone nuts. I'm the only sane one left, waaaah! Ah, those days of yore, when my tears would never dry! I can't stay in this village another minute. I'm defecting. I have to defect! I'll create a world without Uchiha and Chu Sheng!”

Madara: “Double cause for celebration! Get lost already.”