In her previous life, Xu Qingjin had her fortune stolen by the four major powers working together, then was ground to dust. Reborn in this life with the ruthless resolve of Niu Gulu, she is forcibly bound to a novice System that failed to deliver on its promises: “Host, complete the mission and you can return to the modern world!”
Xu Qingjin: “Pah! In the modern world, I’d be an office drone, and now cultivation comes with a 996 work schedule? I refuse to be manipulated at work!”
And yet...
The immortal sect’s ancestor mocks her as insignificant as an ant? She fires back with a “Most Embarrassing Death of the Year in the Cultivation World,” making the entire sect a laughingstock for a thousand years!
The leader of the demonic cultivators tries to possess her? She turns the tables and brainwashes him: “System, the way you’re fighting for attention is just like a pathetic simp.”
The Demon Venerable leads an army to lay siege to her? She smiles faintly. “Your most loyal demon general, your closest protector, even the dog you keep... they’re all my people!”
The reclusive head of the Shen family boasts of his noble bloodline? She simply rewrites everyone’s memories: “Ever heard of the reclusive Xu family? No? That’s because we only changed our name yesterday!”
The System trembles: “Host, you’ve exceeded the mission requirements, but your points... you spent them all on milk tea and novels?!”
Xu Qingjin: “Working is fine, but slacking off is a hard limit. Besides, there’s no labor law in the cultivation world, so why can’t I write my own Guide to Anti-Exploitation Cultivation?”
I don't understand the heroine's choice, but I respect it. The author's writing is very good and fluent. Come on.