[Congratulations, Host! You've bonded with the Affection System. Win the hearts of four big shots to receive a cash reward of 999,999,999!]
Su Lan is baffled. What does “win their hearts” mean? Kill them all? Can she get some kind of golden finger?
[It means make the big shots fall in love with you, Host! Do your best!]
Su Lan is losing it. These big shots all seem to be in a pretty unstable state of mind...
The mad emperor pins him down and kills him on their first meeting, taking his first time. “I have taken a liking to you.”
The aloof immortal doctor wants to draw his blood to nourish a plant as soon as they meet. “You are all I have ever sought.”
The gentle prince elopes with him. “I simply enjoy stealing my imperial brother's beloved.”
The rough general Nangong Jin sheds his guilt and weeps like a child for his sake. “Please don't go, all right?”
Su Lan chokes back a sob. Big shots, don't rush. One at a time.
