[Quick Transmigration] The Host Always Plays the Pity Card in Love Triangles

Wen Pei is a big shot in the Quick Transmigration Bureau, where he face-slaps cannon fodder. After spending ages at the top, he changes jobs overnight and becomes a big shot at playing cannon fodder instead. The worse things get for him, the better.

Wen Pei: “...Why don't you just make me run into a wall?”

System: [Nooo, Host! I'll always stay by your side! *Sobs.*]

But once they enter the worlds, the System realizes that Wen Pei is the most dedicated Host it has ever met. To complete his missions, he even puts himself on the line.

World One: “The Golden Canary from Heaven Can't Compete with the Childhood Sweetheart”

Wen Pei plays an unassuming golden canary whose story ends with him drowning at sea. So why are all the main characters doting on him?

The sweet, gentle protagonist uke tugs at his sleeve and says coquettishly, “Big Brother Wen Pei, can I touch your head?”

The sharp-tongued but soft-hearted protagonist seme grabs his wrist and pins him to a chair, stiffly saying, “You'd better eat properly!”

The male supporting character, who seems warm and cheerful but is actually a total maniac, pins him against the wall and presses a hand to his head. He squeezes the soft flesh Wen Pei has put on around his waist and murmurs, “Wen Pei, you're lying to me again.”

The caged golden canary: ???

World Two: “The Fake Young Master Cries When the Real One Comes Home”

Wen Pei plays an unreasonable, spoiled fake young master. In the end, he becomes a vagrant and dies on a freezing night, but eventually everyone comes around to him.

The real young master, reserved and aloof, forcibly presses a bank card into his hand. “There's three million on it. Spend whatever you like. Ask me for more if you run out.”

The bodyguard, who can't stand him usurping the real young master's place, kneels with a sincere expression. “Young Master, you're the only person I want to protect.”

His adoptive parents and adoptive brother: “Don't go. We have room for one more at the table.”

The fake young master, who has already hired kidnappers: Where are the kidnappers? Why aren't they here yet?

And several worlds in a row go just like that.

Surrounded by a dark aura, Wen Pei says in a sinister voice, “System, come out.”

But the one who shows up isn't the System. It's the madman he's stood up countless times.

The madman grabs Wen Pei by the throat, his pupils unfathomably deep, and murmurs tenderly, “You little liar. I've finally caught you.”

P.S. One-on-one, both leads are pure, and everyone loves the protagonist. There's only one seme.

The seme is a possessive, obsessive maniac, and the protagonist is his one and only.

The uke is a beautiful, cold, venomous actor with Oscar-worthy acting skills.

A little angst is good for the soul; too much will break your heart.

What should you do when a harem showdown becomes unavoidable?

Wen Pei: Pick one and plunge right in.

Note: Not everyone who treats the protagonist well is romantically interested; some may simply care about him like family. The story leans toward the face-slapping, “you'll come around” trope. The style may vary, with each world potentially having its own feel. I'm still exploring what works for me, but I won't abandon the story.

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