Father, Stop Hitting Me! I'm Not Starting a Rebellion Today!

Yun Qingyue’s Daily Life: The Moment She Opens Her Eyes, It’s Time to Run!

It’s a year of famine, and war has arrived. There isn’t a single day to take it easy.

I’m exhausted in body and soul.

Gritting her teeth, she made up her mind: rebellion!

If you’re rebelling, then so am I. I’ve got ten thousand mu of fertile land!

Kill all the rebels and put a peace-loving emperor on the throne.

Then she’ll finally get to live a carefree life, right?

But her gentle mother beat her so badly she wore out the soles of her shoes.

“Rebel? Try overturning my authority first!”

After her identity is exposed

The emperor folded his hands behind his back. “My sweet daughter, I hear you once wanted to rebel against me?”

Yun Qingyue, whose mouth was quicker than her brain, said, “Yes. They were all rebelling, so I thought I’d join in and seize...”

Seeing the raised ruler, Yun Qingyue immediately backed down, knelt, and meekly admitted her mistake. “Seize their territory and give it to Your Majesty.”

But the emperor just laughed. “All right, there’s no need to rebel anymore. I’m abdicating. You’re the emperor now.”

“Hahahaha! Just like my daughter to pull off a fine rebellion!”

Yun Qingyue: ??? Did I just inherit the throne?

But I don’t want to be emperor.

I want to be the retired emperor!!

[There is no System, there is no System, there is no System. Why do people keep messing with my tags!!!!]