I Have a Copy of the Classic of Mountains and Seas

Perhaps you have plenty of tricks and powerful connections!

But when it comes to connections and tricks, I have an entire Classic of Mountains and Seas!

“Two hundred and sixty li farther west lies Mount Gui. A beast lives there, shaped like an ox and covered in bristles. It is called Qiongqi, sounds like a snarling dog, and eats people.”

“Mount Gouyu is rich in jade above and copper below. A beast lives there with the body of a sheep and the face of a person. Its eyes are beneath its armpits, it has tiger’s teeth and human hands, and it sounds like a baby. It is called Taotie and eats people.”

“I, Qin Han, sincerely summon the leader of the Four Fiends, Qiongqi!”

“I, Qin Han, once again beseech one of the Four Fiends, Taotie!”

At that moment, deep, muffled roars echoed from a distant valley, as if a ferocious beast were answering Qin Han’s summons. The earth trembled faintly, as though a tremendous force were about to awaken from its slumber.

“Qiongqi, Taotie, appear!” Qin Han roared, his voice booming across the wilderness. Two dark figures tore through the night like lightning and crashed down before him. Qiongqi’s bristles stood on end as it radiated an aura of savage menace. Taotie’s enormous mouth bristled with terrifying fangs, and its eyes glinted with a cruelty that chilled the blood.