Foreigner: China Has Immortals, but They Refuse to Admit It

After foreign travel blogger Joanna came to China, she saw Yang Xun emerge from seclusion and fly on his sword. She immediately set out to seek immortals and find a master!

After becoming Yang Xun’s disciple, she began livestreaming her daily cultivation!

Joanna: “Everyone, look! This is my master, a Chinese immortal!”

Foreign viewers: “Oh my God, what is that? How can it fly?”

“Magical China, magical immortals! I want to go to China and cultivate!”

“I want to become Chinese! I want to learn immortal arts!”

Foreigners: “The Chinese are so mean. They won’t teach us immortal arts, and they won’t even admit immortals exist.”

Chinese netizens: “Teach you? Teach you what? If China had immortals, how come I don’t know about it? It’s all fake, a scam... Wait, what the hell!”

Foreigners: “See? You saw the immortal too!”

Chinese netizens: “No, I didn’t see anything. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Anyway, there’s no such thing! Right! There isn’t!”

Months later, a million foreigners poured into China, all hoping to find a trace of immortal fate!

Eagle Sauce: “Rabbit, immortal arts belong to the people of the world. Hand over the cultivation methods!”

Rabbit: “Are you out of your mind? You actually believe that... Holy crap, they’re real! Seal the borders! Seal the borders!”

Sakura Sauce: “Rabbit, your immortals demolished my home. Pay up!”

Rabbit: “What’s that got to do with me? Go demand compensation from whoever demolished your home!”

Yang Xun: “Welcome to apply to the Chinese Immortal Cultivation Academy!”