Naruto: A Villain's Life from Scratch

In the modern world, Qin Mengde is an utterly ordinary person, timid and unambitious, who just wants to live happily. But life always plays tricks on people. He transmigrates into Naruto, thinking he'll simply move to a new world and keep living happily while staying timid and unambitious. When the System awakens, he sticks to his original goal of living happily and just wants to slack off. But the System gives him far too much, and his mindset shifts from simply wanting to stay alive to doing whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Life is a play, and it all comes down to acting. With all this power, who says he has to hunt bosses? Doing weird things and stealing the goddess away isn't wrong, is it? It's perfectly reasonable! As long as you've got the nerve, even the goddess can take maternity leave. In this little Shinobi World full of bizarre jutsu, legendary ninja, and the terrifying Ōtsutsuki Clan, sorry, but I'm the final villain. Dance your hearts out before me and entertain me! The System always gives me a safety net, whether things are going my way or not!