[Anti-Saintly Personality] + [Abstract Yet Formidable] + [Ruthless to Beauties] = [Mentally Well]
When the first beast-eared girl scraped her skin, Qin Shiran gave her a bandage. Three days later, zombies besieged the city, and that bandage became the enemy's spiritual totem.
The first time he ran into a villain who'd faked their own death, he ordered milk tea to calm his nerves. Before the foam had even settled, half his class had been skewered into a string of undead tanghulu.
When the whole universe heard the saintly BGM in this college student's heartbeat, he was thrown into a formula more brutal than advanced calculus:
Cost of hesitation = Number of dying smiles from close friends ÷ Speed at which grass grows on their graves × 100%
Now, facing the succubus queen who'd just stabbed him and was now sobbing pitifully, Qin Shiran crushed his last half-piece of chocolate pie and stuffed the crumbs into her wound.
According to Article 6 of the Zombie Virus Prevention Manual... Sucralose accelerates your cells' division.
When a reborn man begged to show him pictures of his wife and children to buy time, he clicked his pistol's slide into place:
A staged family portrait? Try using a beauty filter next life. A headshot comes with a twenty-percent discount!
From bandaging aliens to dissecting mutants as teaching aids, Clinical Medicine Notes evolved into The Grim Reaper's Quick-Start Guide:
Level 1: Before delivering the finishing blow, check if your opponent has an outstanding Huabei balance. Debtors revive faster.
Level 99: When the System says,
