[Transmigration + rebirth + mind-reading + System + lying flat + comedy + trash talk]
In her previous life, Leng Linglong was a pampered heiress. After earning her master’s degree, she did nothing at home, staying up all night to eat, drink, and have fun until she suddenly died one early morning...
King Yama: “Your fate is unusual, and your allotted years are not yet up. I’ll give you a chance. If you succeed, I’ll make you a judge of the underworld, recognized by the Heavenly Dao and immortal for all eternity. What do you say?” Leng Linglong: “...Thanks, but no thanks.” She wanted to trick her into working for a lifetime? Absolutely impossible. King Yama: “...Heh.”
When Leng Linglong opened her eyes again, she had transmigrated into the womb in a fictional dynasty: the Fengyu Kingdom. Naturally, she had no memory whatsoever of the part about King Yama.
In this life, Leng Linglong was still born into a noble family. Her father was the chief chancellor, her mother was the legitimate daughter of the Duke of Zhenguo’s household, and she had five older brothers and one older sister. With a System at her disposal, Leng Linglong declared: She had no interest in saving the world; she just wanted to keep lying flat.
What Leng Linglong didn’t know was that Jiujiu, the System bound to her from birth, was steadily leading her farther and farther from a life of ease!
Even less could Leng Linglong imagine that her parents and siblings had been able to hear her thoughts ever since she was born!
When Leng Linglong was nine, she attended a palace banquet with her parents. After the emperor vomited blood and fell unconscious, the empress and the princes and princesses were stunned: Who was this child talking...? How utterly improper!
