Lu Yuan transmigrates to the Zhongping era, only to have the misfortune of arriving during the Rebellion of the Ten Attendants, putting him squarely at odds with the great aristocratic families.
With neither status nor resources, he can only rely on modern items that refresh every week to bluff his way into becoming a Celestial Master.
Zhao Zhong: Yuan Shao is hunting us down. Celestial Master, can you help?
Lu Yuan: Allow me to borrow your head, Eunuch…
Dong Zhuo: The great families look down on me. Celestial Master, can you help?
Lu Yuan: Grand Preceptor, you can look down on them too…
Wang Yun: If the Celestial Master can help overthrow Dong Zhuo, I’ll offer my daughter Diao Chan!
Lu Yuan: I want the beauty. You go kill Dong Zhuo…
The Han dynasty: The Yellow Turbans have been crushed, and the empire remains safe!
Lu Yuan: This poor Daoist asks the Han dynasty to die once more…
