Special Forces: Showdown, I'm Not a Boy Scout

I am the Soldier King, an awesome and warm-hearted Soldier King. I can do laundry, cook, spy, shoot, and have sex... Um, beauties, etc. It's not what you think... I am the King of Soldiers, an awesome and warm-hearted Soldier King. I can do laundry, cook, and can also spy, shoot, and have sex... Well, don't call the police, I'm really not a pervert... I am the Soldier King, an awesome and warm-hearted Soldier King. I can do laundry, cook, spy, shoot and fuck... Um, how about my Kung Fu? Of course it's awesome! Forehead? How much does it cost per night? You give it to me? Or should I give it to you?