Naruto: Tsunade, Queen of Taijutsu, Is Having My Baby

Also known as “They Sent You to Infiltrate Konoha, But You Married Tsunade?” A long-form multiverse story, with each world spanning around 600,000 characters. The first world is Naruto, and the second is One Piece.

After transmigrating to the ninja world before the Second Shinobi World War, Longtang Jiezhiyuan discovers that his original body was a veteran spy planted in Konoha by the Cloud Ninja. After awakening his golden finger, which lets him forge weapons, he spends two years keeping his head down and plans to stay undercover longer. But because he is too useful to Konoha and not useful enough to the Cloud Ninja, his handler sells him out.

In that case, I’m done keeping my head down!

The ninja tools made with his golden finger have special attributes.

Enemies killed by these weapons increase Longtang Jiezhiyuan’s physical and mental attributes by 5% of their own.

The fake ninja world: chakra, the Three Basic Jutsu, ninjutsu, genjutsu, Kekkei Genkai, and a tangle of schemes and plots!

The real ninja world: the ultimate speed, the ultimate strength, the ultimate defense, and then one punch to blow an enemy’s head off.

Longtang Jiezhiyuan: The problem with being too strong is that nobody can handle me. Tsunade, heh heh heh heh, come quietly with me and have my babies!

Black smoke billows from the Ten Thousand Souls Banner as Hiruzen Sarutobi and Shimura Danzō struggle in its soul flames.

Longtang Jiezhiyuan: This is called the Human Emperor Banner! A retirement paradise! The Third Hokage, Third Mizukage, Third Kazekage, Third Tsuchikage, and Third Raikage on the banner all purse their lips in disdain. Bah! Retirement paradise, my foot!

Just as the Otsutsuki homeworld launches a planet-destroying attack and the ninja world faces imminent destruction, Longtang can only flee with the ninja planet in tow, setting off to wander the multiverse!