You Say Card Battles Are Brain-Dead? I'm Playing a Naruto Deck!

[Perfect for Hokage fans who want an easy read] + [mindless power fantasy]

Ye Xiao transmigrates to a Magic Card world!

In this world, countless strange beasts from other realms invade, and Magic Card Masters are humanity's only hope.

The original owner had the worst start imaginable: an orphan who fawned over his childhood sweetheart.

Luckily, he awakens a God-Tier Hokage Card-Crafting System.

He crafts Minato Namikaze [Young] from the start.

With an insanely long invincibility window and rule-based reflection, he eventually drags his opponent into the woods!

"You're my enemy... but you're not bad! (te ki da ke do ki mi ha ki ni i tta yo!)"

He sends his defeated opponents into a rage, frying their brains.

Kurotsuchi, the Leg Shadow: "Ah~ ha!"

Everyone: "Damn, why is that woman always up in the sky? Does she have a fear of the ground?!"

Eight Gates Guy: "Youth, at its peak! Gate of Death, open!"

Everyone: "Holy crap, that's incredible! A man who kicked out a nuclear explosion!"

Everyone goes from jealousy and envy at the start to just watching the fun with Ye Xiao.

The gods from another realm descend.

Everyone laughs and says, "The gods are stronger than us, all right! They get red-faced faster and harder!"

Years later, Ye Xiao, who has ascended to the throne of the Invincible God, answers an interview question:

"You think Magic Card battles take brains? Look at how effortlessly I handle my enemies and deal them lethal damage!"

After a moment's thought, Ye Xiao suddenly jolts and says to the camera:

"Wait! You just called me Dead Water, didn't you...?"