National Fate: I'm Using the Toilet at the Yasukuni Shrine

In the Japanese devils' Yasukuni Shrine toilet, a handsome young man is livestreaming on his phone.

“Hello, everyone. I'm Liang Feng. This is the Japanese devils' Yasukuni Shrine toilet!” the young man announces to his phone.

Viewers in the livestream who have no idea what Liang Feng is planning start asking questions.

“What are you up to, streamer?”

“Don't you usually livestream Red Alert? How'd you end up at the Yasukuni Shrine toilet?”

Liang Feng smiles at the camera. “The Yasukuni Shrine is a toilet too. Obviously, I'm here to use it.”

“Holy crap, streamer, are you really that bold?”

“If you actually use the toilet here, I'll send you a Super Rocket.”

Liang Feng climbs onto the shrine's offering platform. “You don't have to send me a Super Rocket, bro. The Japanese devils dumped nuclear wastewater into the sea without a care in the world. Now I'm going to do the same.”

“Don't do anything stupid, streamer!”

“Stay calm, streamer. Your life matters!”

Liang Feng turns his back to the phone. “Brothers, today I'll let you experience what it's like to use the toilet at the Yasukuni Shrine.”

After he finishes speaking, the livestream audience sees a slightly yellow stream of liquid spray onto the memorial tablets on the offering platform.