I Am an Idol in the Pirate World

"Yo~ girl," said the uncle with two nose hairs that looked like a nose. He raised his palms to the same height as his head, squatted with his legs spread out in an M shape, and looked down at the person lying on the ground. Heaven? Hell? Oh no, the underworld? Have you traveled through time? The KPI for large trucks crossing is +1, which is indeed a traveling artifact! The person lying in a vast white space thought like this, completely unaware of the uncle next to him saying hello... "Hey~hey~look at me~look~me~ there is a god here to say hello to you~" The squatting uncle stretched out his hand and shook it on the girl's eyes, hoping that the lying girl would notice him. The girl rolled her eyes and glanced at him, turned over and lay on her side, turning to the other side where the uncle could not see the god, while muttering: "The only thing in my heart is the party and the motherland. I am an atheist, and I don't look at it!" With a snap, Uncle Nose Hair slapped the girl's round and bounced back and forth. "Are you complaining? Is this the time to talk nonsense? Show me your current situation and repeat what you just said!" The girl rolled around, got up and sat down on her knees, prostrated herself on the ground, and said, "Forgive me, I was wrong, I didn't mean to do it, I'm sorry T^T" "Ahem." Uncle Nose Hair cleared his throat, straightened his clothes, and began to say seriously: "You help me clean up the garbage, and I will grant you three wishes. I won't accept no for an answer!" The girl who was just about to refuse, thinking about being wiped out, had no choice but to accept the fact and said: "Oh, okay, then I will mention my wish now, please provide me with paper and pen, thank you."