Cang Jue was bound to something calling itself a System and tasked with clearing every happy ending in the game Diabolik Lovers. But it never told her that all the male leads were absolute lunatics, the sort who needed to keep ibuprofen on hand every day: sore backs, headaches, neck pain, and even slipped discs from walking. They'd pull a knife on you at the slightest disagreement. Luckily, she could revive by watching ads and reload from a save. Money was hard to earn, and the ☆ were awful to eat. At last, she'd completed the mission. Just you wait, I'm getting my revenge.
A fanfic with two male leads. Write it, write it hard. I was only going to throw a little tantrum, but then the male leads in the game...
“Cang... Jue.”
“Once I catch you, you're dead.”
“Nyah-nyah, you can't catch me!”
You're two-dimensional and I'm three-dimensional. Dream on if you think you can catch me.
“Oh? Is that so?”
The standee I bought has come to life. What do I do?!
